“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive”So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razorsharp reasoning and biting wit Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brandnew commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of neverbeforepublished quotations This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middleoftheroad moderate and the rest of you are crazy”• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it” • The environment: “God gave us the earth We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees God said, ‘Earth is yours Take it Rape it It’s yours’” • Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video”• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century So imagine a summer afternoon when it’sdegrees and the next thing you know it’s degrees Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!” • Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gunfree zones’”• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section”• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary I will do the jokes that no one else will do”If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a musthave for anyone who loves or loves to hate Ann Coulter

10 thoughts on “If Democrats had Any Brains, They'd be Republicans

  1. Jason Jason says:

    A book of Coulter quotes? This book is probably not for me.

    Although with gems like these, perhaps I should reconsider...

    “I know Jesus Christ died for my sins and that’s all I really need to know.”
    —And that is probably all she really does know.

    “I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”
    —But where would she find these people?

    “The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy’s old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.”
    —Okay, that one is pretty funny.
    Funny, but not funny enough to convince me ever to read this.

  2. S. Donovan S. Donovan says:

    You cannot go lower than Ann Coulter. She displays an absolute lack of logic, not to mention compassion. More trees, less Ann Coulter, please.

  3. Nandakishore Varma Nandakishore Varma says:

    I read this book just to see whether Ann Coulter was as despicable as she was made out to be. Well, she's not. She's worse.

    This book is filled with quotations from Ms. Coulter's published works, which she's at pains to ascertain, are all bestsellers. It's an unbelievable compendium of hatred towards the other - Hitler could take lessons from her. I guess people who laugh at insults directed at others would find her funny.

    But I honestly don't know why Ms. Coulter is so anti - Darwin. Conservatives of her ilk are the best examples of the fact that human beings evolved from the lower life forms. In fact, some of them never fully evolved.


    Hey GR Admins, look here! I am bashing an author!!!

  4. Travis Travis says:

    All liberals are stupid traitors.

    There, I just saved you the trouble of having to read this book, because that's all Ann has to say.
    It's all she ever has to say.

    I've tried a couple of her books trying to figure out what the big deal is and still don't get it.
    She's not terribly funny, insightful or thought provoking.
    If she believes everything she says, then I think she's insane, and if it's all an act, it comes across as a kid saying a rude word in church to get attention.

    I don't so much hate her books, as I'm baffled to why anyone would like them.

  5. Christa HoBrien Christa HoBrien says:

    Bill Clinton's library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.

    If the Democrats want to stay in the middle of the road, why do they keep sticking with Teddy Kennedy? Didn't he have some trouble staying in the middle of the road?

    These are just a few gems from Ann Coulter's latest. It was a fun, quick read. She is absolutely brilliant!

    And one last one: Bill Clinton: He left a mark on history that may never come out!

  6. Jltpalmer Jltpalmer says:

    What can I say? I love her frankness!!! She makes me laugh out loud and call my friends and relatives. Keep in mind, if you keep up with her (online, other books, interviews, etc.) you will be disappointed to find nothing new, but she states that in the beginning of this book. It's basically a little black book for liberals to carry around to be able to quote her accurately and be enraged w/out much effort on digging for her quotes (loosely her explanation). I didn't rate it a 5 because I don't keep up with politics enough to know ALL the names of the people she berates. To say she has a sharp tongue is definitely putting it mildly but it's good to see a strong, successful, beautiful, (blonde) intelligent woman who is secure enough to tell it like it is and is conservative! I love that she absolutely drives liberals crazy. Anyone who stands up for what they believe, actually does research to make sure what they believe is has a point and is accurate, AND is not afraid to not only defend it but massacres others who try to disagree, has my vote. I'll read every book she writes with a smile on my face.

  7. Christopher Christopher says:

    How do you compete with Ann? Beautiful, smart, funny, and most important, RIGHT. Ann's witticisms are a treasure for all Americans, exposing the idiocy of the left one scorcher at a time.

  8. The Book Maven The Book Maven says:

    Let me preface this by saying that I am not giving this a bad review because I disagree with everything Coulter says; that would be too easy. This book was bad simply because it was SO...DARN...BORING. Seriously, I kept waiting to see her wit (and believe me, I am more than willing to laugh at liberals and Democrats and just about anything else), and let's just say I am still waiting. And she wasn't saying anything new; the book was mainly excerpts from previous books and interviews. Very clever marketing and playing on the capitalist economy--make money without exerting much effort--and for that, she's true to form. Wow, she must really hate libraries--they buy her book so that more people don't have to.

    Anyway, it was boring. I think I need to try one of her other books to see if she says anything new, or just re-quotes herself.

  9. Melissa Melissa says:

    I read this book as part of the task, read about a subject you disagree with. After seeing some people read books about adultery or polygamy or hookers, I really wish I went with one of those. At least they would've been entertaining.

    Previous reviews, as well as Coulter herself, say that liberals don't like her because she is scary and right. Well this liberal doesn't like her because she is everything I dislike in humanity. She lumps all liberals together as one brainless blob of baby-murdering, America hating morons. There were several times I had to read the lines to someone else because I couldn't believe that someone would say things like that. Say things just to be shocking and say that liberals should cower before her. And what's even greater about this display of literary genius, it isn't even any new material. It's just a mash-up of all her other witty quotes.

    I think it is interesting that people always describe her as being so amazing because she is a beautiful woman, yet she has no problems demeaning women and saying they shouldn't have the right to vote. I would quote some of her crazier stuff but I was all too happy to return this book to the library as soon as I was done with it.

  10. G.R. Reader G.R. Reader says:

    Ann always complains to me that no one gets the joke. Irony is indeed dead.