Oh boy, oh boy My first real paranormal romance not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest to goodness real live romance novel I read it on the way to Chicago.Ah, the eternal question where the insert expletive of choice are the editors I spend a lot of time wondering this I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice and remark upon the fact Oh boy, oh boy My first real paranormal romance not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest to goodness real live romance novel I read it on the way to Chicago.Ah, the eternal question where the insert expletive FATE GAVE HER FANGSEver Since An Accident Turned Her Into A Knockout Vamp, Elvi Black S Been Catching Her Z S In A Coffin, Staying Out Of The Sun, And Giving Up Garlic She Knows There S To Being Undead Than What She Saw In Dracula, But She Can T Very Well Ask Her Mortal Friends About Proper Biting Etiquette But When Her Neighbors Placed A Personal Ad For Her In The Local Paper, She Never Imagined She D Meet Victor Argeneau, A Vampire Who Could Have His Pick Of Any Woman Dead Or AliveHE LL SHOW HER HOW TO USE THEMRich, Powerful, And Drop Dead Gorgeous, Victor S The Perfect Man For A Novice Neck Biter Like Elvi He S Willing To Teach Her Everything He Knows, But He Ll Have To Do It Fast Someone S Out To Put A Stake Through Her New Vamp Life, And Only Victor Can Keep Her Safe And Satisfied For All Eternity This was so bad It had a lot of potential, but it fulfilled none of it Stupidest heroine of the series I feel sorry for the hero I am giving 2 stars because I listened on audio and figure reading it would have been a little better The narration sucked. Opening LineIt was a high pitched scream that woke Elvi THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60 s and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis This is also not a series that you need to read in order, which is great It s nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what s going on Elvie Black was accidentally tu Opening LineIt was a high pitched scream that woke Elvi THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60 s and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis This is also not a series that you need to read in order, which is great It s nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what s going on Elvie Black was accidentally turned into a Vampire while vacationing in Mexico with her best friend Upon returning home she wa We have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought That would be Elvii , who has been a female vampire for 5 years Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi I was never quite sure what Victor s 3 rivals, Edward, Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition V We have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought That would be Elvii , who has been a female vampire for 5 years Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me The people of Port Henry Was okay, funny but not really what I expected but it was a good read Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me. Curiosamente divertido, Creo si no me equivoco que este es el libro que denota m s la parte del mito sobre el vampiro, eso de no salir a la luz del sol, el ata d con tierra, no comer ajo, espejos, cosas religiosas y todo eso, en esta saga llega a ser muy repetitivo la parte de la explicaci n y todo lo que pueden hacer que realmente es mito, he llegado al punto de darme pereza cuando voy por esa parte, si son parejas nu I loved this book It had been so long since I have read an Argeneau book that I had forgotten how good they were This one wasnt one of my favs in the series but it was very entertaining I enjoyed a lot the fact that the heroine was a woman of 60 something when she was turned into a vampire.This was so different from everything I have read before Although I think it is IMPORTANT to clarify that even though she was turned at that age, afterwards she looked like a 25 year old woman This made t I loved this book It had been so long since I have read an Argeneau book that I had forgotten how good they were This one wasn t one of my favs in the series but it was very entertaining I enjoyed a lot the fact that the heroine was a woman of 60 something when she was turned into a vampire.This was so different from everything I have read before Although I think it is IMPORTANT to clarify that even though she was turned at that age, afterwards she looked like a 25 year old woman This made the story so much entertaining than anything else could have It was hilarious to see a woman that age getting young again and it was great, for a change, that the heroine was not a young silly virgin Another thing with Elvi was that n I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.The main character Elvi real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she s a vampire now, and thats what vampires do Plus it s a take on Elvira is an absolute dumbass I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires and thats what I am now don t have reflections never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire, I m sure it s gone now but I m too chicken I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.The main character Elvi real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she s a vampire now, and thats what vampires do Plus it s a take on Elvira is an absolute dumbass I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires and thats what I am now don t have reflections never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire, I m sure it s g This is definitely on the range of funny It s humorous and romantic and a bit of mystery added I loved the way the author just dumped a bunch of immortals in one town to woo Elvi Interesting start Victor was the not interested enforcer, Edward the grumpy, Harper the normal caring type, Alessandro the childish one, Dj the uninvited youngling I loved them all Different personalities and aspects But I hated the heroine I loved almost every woman in this series, but Elvi, God, just No I This is definitely on the r